Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Roll over adds and political messages.

WARNING: INCOMING RANT DETECTED!



FUCK! here i am on my lunch break trying to unwined with with the latest episode of Nostalgia Critic, (one of my favrit Wensday pastimes) so i start loading my vidio aznd im just as happy as can fucking BE!!!!!! so my vid starts playing and i causally flick my mouse to the right side of the screen, about 10 seconds later i here some bitch whining about how the presidents economic policies are herting here family thats in debt up to there fucking eyes!

i quickly close this and return to my beloved Nostalgia Critic, only to have the fucker pop up again... this hapens 10 more times so i finally read the thing to fined out WTF is going on. to my own amusement i discover, IT A ROLL OVER ADD! FML! popups were bad enough now your going to play a political vid every time i causally flick my cursere to the right. FUCK YOU! and on top of that the umpteanth time you crash my flash PLUGIN!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE MTHERFUCKING DIE!

i'm going to fucking vote for Obama again for this bullshit! realy i was fucking on the fence before this shity-fuck cock monster emerge from the depth of some Washington DC fuckwits ballsack! i am not amused...

dear person that invented this travesty, SUCK MY DICK!
love Furry Wrath.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Superman sucks


10 reasons why i can't stand super man.

1. despite a traumatic past he has NO personality flaws.
2. he wears his underwear on the out side like a retard.
3. retarded villas with the most impractical and ill connived schemes ever.
4. despite a glaring and known weakness no one ever actually uses it to off him. Krypton studded ax anyone?
5. fucking goody two shoes!
6. Deosexmachina for every fucking thing, and of chores we wont find out he has it till bottom of act 3.
7. Massia complex.that he doesn't take advantage of.
8. shitty see threw descise. don't ever take your glasses off, your cover will be ruined.
9. flying...
10. despite being one of the blandest most generic superheros ever created his legacy  spans 50+ years.

dear superman, please fly yourself in to the sun kthxbi.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Fucking Kapersky!

ok so here i was working on a rant on how retarded home schooling is, when i get a notice from Kapesky leting me know that my subscription had run out. naturally i told it to suck my dick and go away (i placed it atop the pile of stuff i need to get to but don't feel like it). about 5 minuets later it alerts me again, slightly more frustrated it told it to fuck itself. five minets later it alerted me again, this cycle was repeated a good 8 times.
on the 9th time being ignored it decided to open the floodgates of hell. (which i here can be found some place outside Chicago)

"Kaspesky has stopped working and needs to close" it cherped.
"OK" says I and clicked the go fuck yourself button.
"oh ignoring me and my attempts to get money form you" it shrieked, "i see how it is, and you will pay for your frugality with your rant!" it responded with a growl.

next thing i knew Skype, Firefox, AIM, MSN instant messenger, and MS word had all closed to the sound of a rich man in a suit laughing some were.

well fuck you!

i now have no intention of giving you any of my hard earned cash.

sinserly
that furry bastered.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Stoned chilldren and moms on prozack



ok so im flipping threw blogs on my lunch brake when i staret noticing a pattern. there like over 9000 blogs on here that are just photo album of parents and there stoned blond haired blue eyed Nazi babies. i mean releay exiting people glad the whole fucking world  wants to know what angles your children are and how fucking blesed you are by some stond philosipher who got nailed to a tree for saaying how nice it would be if we all just stopped killing eachother for once! (ironically his own falowers seem to have a lot of trouble with that).

one thing that i fined entertaining in these blogs is that i know underneath those beautiful angelic smile theirs something fucked up going on in that family, ah its always the stuff that's not written that  that makes me snicker quietly to myself.

still it boggles me who people can be sooooo... bland. those that know me irl know that i love slice of life stories, however in order to be interesting there has to be some conflict, the reason why i fined these Nazi Babby blogs so utterly dreadful is there is no real conflict. its like trying to derive entertainment from a postcard picture (without setting it on fire that is) its fun to look at once then you throw it out and forget about it the second the internet flashes a set of tits at you.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

i find congres guilty of first degry ass hattery


ok, so i was at school today, mind numb from slamming my face against the books and shouting "fucking learn this already!"  i was granted a brief 20min reprieve from my studies i ventured fourth to the lounge to apply some nova-cane (e.g. tv) to the brain. what i got was more like salt all over my already hemeraging brain.

Rodger Clemons to stand trial for pergery. (ok big fucking deal) it was what fallowed that really chapped my hide. obstruction of congress... WTF?!

no im not upset about the charge but rather that congress, you know that bicameral branch of government that's supposed to do stuff like make laws and balance the budget. well back in 2008 while the world was buisy getting fucked sideways but growing debt and Al-quidea and New Orleans being gang rapped by hurricanes congress decided to  deal with the emergency of steroids in sports... they dicked around for a while and everyone just forgot about it.

so three years later guess what, we found out someone lied about it, well NO SHIT! these sports guys have more money then the pope, questionable ethics and an ego the size of a wales dick! and no I'm not talking about congress here!

another point, what the fuck was congress doing in the sports world, have the American people really become so retarded that they have to get congress involved when they think the other side is cheating? grow the fuck up! America has real problems to deal with like a crumbling infrastructure, unemployment, a national debt that makes me feel about as big as Micky Runny.

i will end on this note, if our law makes don't unfuck themselves the real problems in the world will keep growing and eventually will ass fuck us real hard. when that happens rich people who can hit balls with sticks relay well wont be able to drown out the moans of misery any more.


get your shit together!

Monday, July 4, 2011

4th of jully

i once heard something that Athiests are unpatriotic...

FUCK THAT NOISE!

i fucking love this country and what we stand for. and all those right wing fuckwits that think that because i do not support traditional "christian values" i must hate the US. well go fuck yourselves sideways. did you fuckers ever stop to think that the reason we librals get all bent out of shape about things is becuse we are trying to make shit better? yea bet you dint think of that ass.

part of the beauty of this counter is that the left and the right can bicker all day long and its one of our rights to do so. (even if the other guy is wrong and just doesn't want to admit it)

well its July 4th so happy birthday U.S.A. and lets look forward to many more years of cow-manure launching contests between the left and the right.

Friday, July 1, 2011

wives obey your husbond WEARS MY SANDWITCH BITCH!

ok along time ago i had an interesting discussion with my English professor on the subject of feminism. the argument was mostly over semantics as we shared the basic belief that women and men are equal. i hated the word feminist as i associated it with the idea the women are Superior to men, an idea i felt was stupid. i used the term equilist, saying that all men and women are equal end of story.

so semantics aside what am i about to unload a hole lot of shit all over... the idea of the subservient women and why its a load of horse shit.

you see back in the day men would go to the stone age bar get drunk and start comparing each others dicks and so the guy with the smallest dick would feel bad go home and order his wife around that did not have a dick so he could feel superior to something... over 9000! years later this became a cultural norm.

free thinking is the fastest way to  kill a tradition so a bunch of assholes got together and codified it. which is when we get this litle fuck, " Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor usurp authority over the man, but be in silence. " 1 Timothy 2: 11, 12.


silly Timothy, all white wolf gamers know that all women get +2 social traits agenst men. (and to be fair sometimes other women to)


so what will i be providing comentary on today boys and girsls! from an artical i pulled from here http://www.lampstandstudy.com/forum/hot-topics-debate/2998-wives-obey-your-husbands.html

(*brandishes the stupid stick*, lets get started!)


"Marriage for a Christian woman is to sacrifice her will to her husband (oh nose! she my question that i don't have the biggest dick on the block!) in obedience in everything. She demonstrates her gift of trust and Love, by being completely obedient to her husband (*cough* slavery), and not only that, being completely obedient even to the husbands implied desires (bitch I'm still hungry! were is my fucking sandwich!).
She is at the complete service of her husband (O_o um a married man can still commit rape you know), and she does it in love and joy without any complaint, or thought for herself.

Scripture points this out clearly. Though man and woman are equal in the sight of God, they are not equal in authority, in marriage (bull shit)."

but wait theirs more!

"Some wives need to perform a major operation on themselves, because they are effected by the world (world = men and women that sold bronze age books down river) and they have been getting away with murder (ok so your saying if my sister refuses to sleep with her husbond then she is as guilty as some one that knifes a ge back ally *face palm*) for years. But the good news is that they can be taught to be awesome obedient wives (and be a slave and i can live like a bronze age king!), even if years of bad habits have crept in (damn free thinking!). It just takes more humility and suffering to break the backbone of any wilfullness (wow, isent that just duchy).

Being a wife (mother) is a heroic, loving, sacrifice, and complete selfless service. It is an amazing, generous, love and trust wife gifts to her husband (gifts to  her children), its amazing marriage happens at all. A Christian wife is an awesome wonder to volunteer herself in strict service and obedience, with such love (becuse if we paint smiles on them they wont look as miserable)"

why did i enclude all that stuff on the end about motherhood being a selfless service, one reason alone. my sister and i put my poor mother threw hell growing up. the relationship between my father and mother was that of a tag teem with both parties having an equal say in what went on.  no one held the rains as rains were unessasary they worked together to solve problems.

fundamentalist dipshits just want power and will take authority anywhere if given a chance. they have this odd need to control everything (insert penis joke here) probably because there world is  fragile and threatened by tolerance and equality. now if you will excuse me im going to go make my own damn sandwich.

btw I'm male