lulz of conservipidia

OK conservipidia, a corner of the internet oozing with stupid.  here is a lagit quote from conserviidia with commentary from yours truly

"Biblical creationists (*cough* idiots) see most of the fossil record as a record of the burial of creatures during Noah's Flood, wherein the creatures dwelling on the seafloor were buried first, then other marine creatures, amphibians, slow-moving reptiles (hold here! so your telling me that a raptor which could run faster then a human got buried first?! also, why the would teridalctles not be found along side birds), faster-moving mammals and birds, and finally, humans, the most able to escape the floodwaters the longest (i know some vary dumb ass humans thaw would have gotten buried before any snail).
Atheistic (people that don't agree with us) paleontologists^[4], geologists and evolutionists believe that the fossil record is a record of the evolution of life on Earth, with the oldest fossils, those of the earliest and simplest creatures, being at the base of the fossil record (well herp durp, thats what we see) , and more recent and more advanced creatures higher up. This assumes no folding or bending of the geological strata (wait, what dose this have to do with anything)".

another lulz entry

"Some evolutionary (Geologists) scientists assert that if human bones aren’t found with dinosaur bones, then dinosaurs and man didn’t live together (ah doieeeeee).^[41][42] Creation scientists point out that this is a false assumption; if human bones aren’t found buried with dinosaur bones, it simply means they weren't buried together (OK i fallow, bit the logic here is flawed).^[41]
Evolutionists (geologists) speculate that radiometric dating (you can't radiometricly date sedimentary rock dumbshit) of rocks containing dinosaur bones indicates them to have formed between 65 million years ago and 250 million years ago, whereas rocks with human bones in them are dated as being much newer, less than 5 million years old. Creation science shows that those methods of dating rocks provide false results,^{[Citation Needed]} (*look left*, yea that joke made itself) and therefore reject this argument.
Creation science points out that the fossil record contains mainly marine organisms and that a small sliver of the fossil record contains vertebrates and thus shows that we shouldn't expect to find many human fossils at all.^[41] Moreover, as the biblical Flood would be a marine catastrophe, it would be expected that marine fossils would dominate the fossil record. This is in fact what we find.(ok dipshit, if that were infact the case then we would fined dinosaurs and trilobites in the same layers, and im prity damn shure that things had already died since "creation" so those things would be unable to run or wind up in other layers), ^[43]
Approximately 70%  of the Earth is covered in salt water which would also explain the dominance of marine fossils (no, try again). In addition, creation scientists show there may have been a small pre-flood human population and that massive amounts of flood sediment are why we haven’t found human fossils in pre-biblical flood sediments.^[43] Also, creation scientists point out that we don't find human bones buried with coelacanths yet humans and coelacanths coexist today (thats like saying if humans came from monkies why are there still monkies. this fish is not its ansester rather a last surviving member of the linage, meaning it evalved from it)"

fuck its late im sleepy and to fucking lazy to edit this to remove my lulz worthy dislexic spelling shit, fucking night!

 

stupid sticks maiden beatting! Nephilimfree your on the rack! part 1

Ok Ive been following this lulzcow for some time,he makes no to litle scens, his hypothesizes are crack pot at best and he often in the chours of his multy part hour+ brain hemorrhaging ramblings forgets his own point. well nephlim free, you shall be the first to fall pray to Furrywrath's stupid stick.

so the man behind the beating, Mr. nephilimfree,or however the fuck its spelled. is one of youtube's more prominent (and by prominent i mean loud) young earthers, geocentrists, flat earther, and all around annoying Christ fag. he proliferates on average 1 video every 2-3 days mostly just rambling and missing the poit of his  own argument by miles or just not fucking understanding middle school level biology, chemistry, physics... fuck just middle school in general including the part with the wedgies and shizz. not to mention his  rather unbecoming personal life in which he mooched SSC money off of his stroke victim "lady friend" so he himself could continue making shit vidios about things he dosent fully understand rather then actually...work *GASP!* you know for some one that preaches "christian" morals and ethics he falls flat on his face when actually practicing them.



a qoute from nephies's youtube page,
Evolutionism is an idea born in a day when people rode horses and used oil lamps to light their homes (yes, and creationism was born in a day hen people shivered in caves and died at 30 of old age). Modern science has disproven (hyphen needed) all claims of evolutionism (not really, i think 99.99% of scientists say otherwise neph) , even the latest, and always will. Science has verified (citation needed) that life is a product of Intelligent Design (humph, and that's why both the legal system and the scientific community dismissed it in 2005 as a re-branding of creationism) followed by Special Creation (citation needed). Of the countless proofs (citation needed) of this is the very existance (spelling) of the DNA molecule, which is empirical (definition) proof of both design and creation. Alone, the existence of the DNA molecule and it's properties, which cannot have been be produced by material causes (well it happened so there for its material, the word your looking for is natural), disproves evolution theory (holy leep of logic Batman!). All other evidences, which are innumerable (like fake human prints in rock next to dino prints and other forgeries), are icing on the cake (the cake is a lie!).

Furry Wrath!

i come from the internet, no i don't mean that i cruse facebook 24/7 like an attention grubbing cam whore. no i am from a land far more turbulent then that trash heap. no i mean the true internet an unforgiving land of butt hert for those that do not know the difference between longcat and tacgnol.


so why have i ventured forth from such a land to sit here atop a soapbox and spew my bail all over the tubes? to this the answer is 2 fold,

1. Encyclopedia Dramatica is down.
2. for the lulz. if you ever are in doubt of my motives refer to this.

to continue with this rambling a little about me, yes i am a furry, no i will not tell you what my fursona is, no i will not whine about how hard work is.

now that that is setaled here are my objectives for this blog

1. rant a lot
2. trol some
3. prove that alians did infact land at roswell in 1949
4. ?????
5. profit!