10 reasons why i can't stand super man.
1. despite a traumatic past he has NO personality flaws.
2. he wears his underwear on the out side like a retard.
3. retarded villas with the most impractical and ill connived schemes ever.
4. despite a glaring and known weakness no one ever actually uses it to off him. Krypton studded ax anyone?
5. fucking goody two shoes!
6. Deosexmachina for every fucking thing, and of chores we wont find out he has it till bottom of act 3.
7. Massia complex.that he doesn't take advantage of.
8. shitty see threw descise. don't ever take your glasses off, your cover will be ruined.
9. flying...
10. despite being one of the blandest most generic superheros ever created his legacy spans 50+ years.
dear superman, please fly yourself in to the sun kthxbi.
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